That's right, I slapped you right in your tiger face!
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m way too lazy to play real tag and it’s way too hot for that nonsense anyway. Therefore, I present to you: blog tag.
R.A. Evans cheated and tagged me while I was clearly safe at base camp. But that’s okay. I’ll get him back on water balloon Wednesday.
So here are the blog tag questions. If you’re tagged, it’s your duty to answer these on your own blog. If you don’t, you’re out of the club forever… so don’t even try to get into the fort this weekend when we’re doing super secret fort stuff.
If you could go back in time and relive one moment, what would it be?
To avoid depressing everyone, and depressing myself, I’m going to go with wit rather than sincerity and say that I’d go back to the fateful afternoon, in my twelfth year, when, while standing in the kitchen, my dad decided to slap me across the face with a slice of cold bologna. If I could go back to that moment, I would have ducked.
If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
I’d hop into my time machine and turn the dial back to 2002. Then I’d track down the ass that decided to dump hot ash outside on a windy day in the middle of a forest, because that guy? He started a massive fire that destroyed my parent’s Ruidoso cabin. That cabin was one of my most favorite places to visit.
What movie/TV character do you most resemble in personality?
Lydia Deetz from Beetlejuice. My whole life is a dark room. One. Big. Dark. Room.
If you could push one person off a cliff and get away with it, who would it be?
Justin Bieber. Sorry dude.
Name one habit you want to change in yourself.
I’m a slouch. Look at me. :slouches all dramatically:
Describe yourself in one word.
Witty. …wait, does saying that change my word to ‘arrogant’?
Describe the person who named you in this meme in one word.
Altruistic.
Why do you blog? (In one sentence.)
Because the real world can’t contain my snark alone.
And the people I’m blog-tagging are:
Poor, unfortunate souls… wait, I misunderstood the question.
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Many thanks for adding me to your elite list 🙂
Lots of passionate thanks!
As for the Justin Bieber throw…. I’m with you…but why throw… I would tie him to loads of helium balloons and then take aim at him as he floats over the Grand Canyon.
He’s small. You would only need one balloon.
Damn – this is gonna be hard.